Quotes & Jokes Great One-liners #2

The Bus Ride

A blonde, a red head and a brunette sign up with a tourist group and chartered a double-decker bus to go to London. There are only two seats left on the bottom of the bus and only one seat in the top of the bus available when they board.

They decided to take turns riding in the top and tossed a coin to see who got the first turn. The blonde won the toss.

A couple of hours later it's the blonde's turn so she walks up the stairs, and sees the blonde sitting there scared shitless. She's clutching the seat in front of her so hard that her knuckles are white.

"What's up ?" she asks. "We're havin' a grand old time on the bottom deck."

The blonde replies, "Yeah, but you've got a driver.".