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Subject: A VERY FUNNY AIRLINE STORY...(TRUE). . The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Person Airport (Toronto) on its final approach.

The pilot comes on over the intercom. "This is Capt. Johnson. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto." Well, the Captain forgets to switch off the intercom so the whole plane can now hear the conversation from the cockpit.

The copilot says to the pilot, "Well captain, watcha gonna do when we arrive in Toronto?"

Now all the passengers in the plane are listening intently to this conversation.

"Well," says the captain, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and go for a mega-huge dump. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess out for supper-you know, the one with the huge tits. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room, and slip the old salami to her all night. I'm gonna lick and suck on those big tits of hers until I milk em' dry! Just thinkin' about it makes me want to squirt right here."

Well, everyone in the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess. She's so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says "No need to run, dear, he's gotta take a shit first!".